I thought this place was to be "intimate," per Royce Daywave #1361.
Okay, quickie complaint: I've yet to have my cock sucked, not gotten a pinky in my asshole, ass eaten (not into it anyway, frankly), balls tickled, nipples tweaked, even. Intimate. Okay... quite the line I'VE been sold... Is it so much to ask that someone just gargle with my cum and smile at me while cupping my nuts in two hands covered in extra extra virgin virgin olive oil? Its asking a bit, I know, but fucking shit, Gents, I spend at least fucking 7$ a month on you jokers, I expect there will be an appropriate return on my investment in the near future...
In all seriousness, you're both gay men. I have still been watching old Daywave episodes pretty much all the time, you're a funny Puerto Rican, Royce. All I do is put together hurdy gurdies and listen to old racist morning shows and do drugs, my life is okay. Much obliged for the entertainment, you're a gentleman and a scholar and I'm actually quite proud to support your homosexual ass (hopefully help put little Royce through school? Get on it breeding, its what you're supposed to do, ask your folks). I particularly like episodes with guests because the clash of personalities always works.
Anyway, long-winding greetings featuring request for explicit sexual favours, have a beautiful Daywave, everyone! Love you Royce, say it back; get your dick in a new black chick, Mersh. God bless.

Zach