Hi guys, I thoroughly enjoy your shows in their respective entireties -- you all are good for hours of entertainment only skimming the surface, it's great. Thank you for posting the episodes 1-400, it is perfect for me right now.
One thing though -- I have grown internet-attached to Marie, she is somehow endearing and fills a female/mother oedipal thing of my own that need not be explored here but suffice to say -- your wife is great, Royce, in all surface respects. Honestly, as a man and an admitted and proud misogynist and male chauvinist, I can understand becoming accustomed to your situation; you start to take things for granted, it happens quite naturally. However I feel we need to admit that Marie is a near-perfect woman, a true prize, Royce. I know you know this. The above being so, I find myself having physical aversion (I actually flinch a little, like someone clapped next to my ear) when you call your wife "plain." For some reason it really bugs me, deep down; like a stake being driven through a Vampire's empty heart and making that crunching sound of tendon and tougher soft tissues being torn; though I'm not the Vampire his face says it hurts, like 'fuckin shit that must hurt like fuck, look at that shit, ouch... woowee.' That's the best way I can describe my cringe when you utter that word in such misrepresentation of your glowing, and now extremely fit, queen.
I'm going to keep patronizing you all, of course. I feel like you all are part of my world at this point (it's been a month and a half on disability but I listened to ROTC off and on since 2018), but it needs to be known that Royce's cut is going to be bumped down a bit if I have to spasm regularly while listening to Daywave because you insist on the "plain" label for a gorgeous and brilliant specimen of a woman. One who ENDURES you, Royce. She should probably be adorned with medals for that alone. I mean, Royce, I don't know you personally but I've now listened to enough to know you are much like me. Trust and believe, what you have is something that, by time's cruel curse, naturally becomes taken for granted. I hope you will see it is worth the time just to take a step back with a clear and accepting mind, take a deep breath, dust off your present concerns, and really and truly assess what you've been blessed with and be wholly grateful for what God has bestowed upon you in the form of this unrestrainedly beautiful partner. You, Sir, really do have it all. Enjoy it.

Thank you for entertaining